Become a F.A.R.T.

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10 Responses

  1. Ray Riling says:

    I am an old fart who needs certification. Sign me up! And Dude, you need to work up some shoulder patches.

  2. Bill says:

    Bro, the patches are in the works. Your certificate is on the way. Where’s the damn check?

  3. Bob Foster says:

    I’d love to join but there might be a conflict of interest due to my membership in the Trade Union for Retired Dotards. But sign me up anyway. Maybe we can get away with it.

  4. Stephanie Gray Falcone says:

    When I am asked to participate in a FART, I answer the call of doody, I mean duty! (No one is going to see this, are they?)

  5. Bill Riling says:

    Stephanie,

    We here at Lewis & Cluck Enterprises pride ourselves on maintaining our member’s anonymity when ever requested. Just post your email address and we will send a certificate out to you right away and thank you for your support!

    The Albatross Research Team

  6. Dennis says:

    How about me… I wanna join too!

  7. Susan says:

    Love it…who doesn’t love a reference to flatulence?

  8. MJ says:

    I want in on the prestigious membership.

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