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I am an old fart who needs certification. Sign me up! And Dude, you need to work up some shoulder patches.
Bro, the patches are in the works. Your certificate is on the way. Where’s the damn check?
I’d love to join but there might be a conflict of interest due to my membership in the Trade Union for Retired Dotards. But sign me up anyway. Maybe we can get away with it.
When I am asked to participate in a FART, I answer the call of doody, I mean duty! (No one is going to see this, are they?)
We here at Lewis & Cluck Enterprises pride ourselves on maintaining our member’s anonymity when ever requested. Just post your email address and we will send a certificate out to you right away and thank you for your support!
The Albatross Research Team
How about me… I wanna join too!
Love it…who doesn’t love a reference to flatulence?
I want in on the prestigious membership.
MJ- A certificate is being prepped, what name would you like to have appear on your suitable for framing testimonial?
I thought I replied.
Sniff, sniff. Still awaiting my awesome membership!
Is the offer still open to join?
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